Your Week in Seriously Times: Jun. 10 – 16, 2012

Drunk kids, zombies, nudity, and your filthy, disgusting body — let’s just say it’s amazing I didn’t go to jail this week. Here’s the recap from SeriouslyGuys:

  • A vanity plate will never make you a zombie, no matter how many people you shoot in drive-bys with a stun gun. Related: the bar for douchey-ness has been raised. (Jun. 12, 2012)
  • Take it from Snee: I bare it all* to save the animals. (Jun. 13, 2012)
  • What do your body and a crowded club have in common? Over 100 trillion strains of bacteria … and now a guest list. (Jun. 14, 2012)

*By PETA’s definition of nudity.

Your Week in Seriously Times: Jan. 29 – Feb. 5

Edible goo, tased dog owners, a prince going to pretend war, Watchmen Babies, girlfriend adoptions, strippers and sex with children: it’s been a week that could only end with a super Sunday. Here’s the recap:

  • The adventures of a British prince in a magical land with Spanishy people and backwards-flowing toilets continue. (Feb. 1, 2012)
  • Take it from Snee: DC ain’t afraid of no snake god or losing what little credibility they have left. Get ready for Watchmen prequels. (Feb. 1, 2012)
  • Some guy adopted his 42-year-old girlfriend. Don’t worry; he’s just rich and wants to keep his money after being arrested for drinking and running over a poor person. It’s not like he’s a pervert or nothing. (Feb. 2, 2012)
  • Republicans against supporting single moms? Well, that’s not so surprising. But, Catholics against sex with children? What is this? Wackytown? (Feb. 3, 2012)