Your Week in Seriously Times: Oct. 28 – Nov. 3, 2012

I’ll make sure they mention Me all the time so that everyone will know it’s My little joke.

Anti-authoritarian moose, postmarked pythons, crooked K-9s, and unintelligently-designed NASA computer specialists — we’re gonna need a bigger exterminator. Also, they’re the topics this week on SeriouslyGuys. Here’s the recap:

A Mountie tried to take two moose’s insolence sitting down and nearly lost his mount (squad car) in the process. (Oct. 30, 2012)

If you’re still waiting for your Snakes of the Month delivery in South Africa, then authorities — and some frightened postal workers — would like to have a word with you. (Oct. 31, 2012)

The U.S. Supreme Court will decide whether police dogs have been planting evidence on us this whole ti — Uh, that’s not mine. I’m holding it for man’s best friend. (Nov. 1, 2012)

Advocating intelligent design won’t get you fired from NASA, but it is generally evidence of other mental, professional failings. (Nov. 2, 2012)

Your Week in Seriously Times: Apr. 29 – May 5, 2012

Finally, they can eat those jerks in cages.

Moms, snakes, red wine, and laser sharks — it’s not just the recipe for a guaranteed second date in Florida, but also what I wrote about on SeriouslyGuys this week. Here’s the recap:

  • The nice thing about snake suicide bombers is that they don’t leave a pile of limbs to clean up afterwards. Amiright, U.S. Army? (May 1, 2012)
  • Science says you have to drink 100 glasses of wine a day to keep up with healthy mice. At least, that’s how I read things when I’m drunk. (May 2, 2012)
  • Laser sharks. We’re gonna need a lead-bottomed boat! (May 3, 2012)