Your Week in Seriously Times: Nov. 11 – 17, 2012

Maybe we could give them a Dakota. We’ve got two, and we’re barely using either.

Deodorant candy, secession, chemically-induced fidelity, Channing Tatum, outdoor sex, and Einstein’s great big brain — just five of the many secrets to a successful relationship. Also, they’re the topics on SeriouslyGuys this week. Here’s the recap:

  • Thanks to a company making an edible deodorant, you can now eat your way to a fatter, better smelling you. (Nov. 12, 2012)
  • The South may rise again, so long as the President reads the web site his intern set up and allows them to do it. Look away, look away, nothing of substance to see here. (Nov. 13, 2012)
  • The secret to male fidelity might be the hormone that causes breastfeeding, but it’s always tougher to pick up chicks when you’re lactating. (Nov. 14, 2012)
  • Take it from Snee: Channing Tatum is only the latest of a long line of sexy men to steal my prize from me, but that doesn’t mean I hate him any less. (Nov. 14, 2012)
  • Italy loves soccer so much that they upheld punishing the only couple that found something better to do than watch it. (Nov. 15, 2012)
  • Hey, baby. Wanna see what I can do to your black hole with my throbbing prefrontal cortex? (Nov. 16, 2012)

Your Week in Seriously Times: Jun. 3 – 9, 2012

Pot moms, junk food, AIDS, fat heads, and abortion — chances are good that my first week back at SeriouslyGuys will offend somebody. Here’s the recap:

  • Disney announced they will market less junk food to children on their channels. That doesn’t mean, however, that you’ll be able to leave the couch in the middle of a Boy Meets World marathon to exercise. (Jun. 6, 20102)
  • Ask Dr. Snee: The slow summer news media season opens, which means it’s time to crap our pants over the next “New AIDS.” (Jun. 6, 2012)
  • White people are fatheads. You can’t argue with that; it’s science. (Jun. 7, 2012)
  • A Republican Congressman from Alabama earns his wings by attaching an anti-abortion measure to a Homeland Security spending bill. Your government, can you feel it getting smaller? (Jun. 8, 2012)