Your Week in Seriously Times: Dec. 23 – 29, 2012

To make sure you get to do it again in the morning, refer to your “tweedle” as a “burying beetle” as often as you can during and immediately after copulation.
To make sure you get to do it again in the morning, refer to your “tweedle” as a “burying beetle” as often as you can during and immediately after copulation.

Animal-themed condoms and forbidden Russian babies — now that’s how you wrap a year up! Here’s the final recap for SeriouslyGuys in 2012:

  • The Center for Biological Diversity wants to curb human reproduction by comparing sex to bugs and dead tigers. And if that doesn’t work, they included a condom, too. (Dec. 27, 2012)
  • Now that the U.S. is sanctioning Russian human rights violators, President Vladimir Putin is protecting those human rights violators’ supply of redheaded stepchildren. (Dec. 28, 2012)

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