Your Week in Seriously Times: Sept. 23 – 29, 2012

“Long time” turned out to be measured in Chris Farley years.

Sex dolls, eunuchs, dolphins, Opposite Day, Canadians, and Ahmadinejad — if wet nightmares were a thing, this would be one. Alas, they’re just the topics this week on SeriouslyGuys. Here’s the recap:

  • Rescue workers are getting very good at retrieving drowned sex dolls. They’d save one if giving them mouth-to-mouth didn’t taste funny. (Sept. 24, 2012)
  • Korean eunuchs lived longer than their swingin’ peers. In other news: accidentally sitting on your balls can kill you. (Sept. 25, 2012)
  • If you fed Beggar the dolphin, come claim your share of the prize. (Sept. 26, 2012)
  • Take it from Snee: Either Wednesday was Opposite Day, or frat brothers squirting Sutter Home up each others asses is now acceptable. Or wasting food. Or wishing referees a good day. (Sept. 26, 2012)
  • Ha ha! U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon still believes there’s a Canadian Prime Minister! Also: Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad takes stereotypes very seriously in his War on Jewishness. (Sept. 28, 2012)

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