Your Week in Seriously Times: Jul. 8 – 14, 2012

This one died because they couldn’t pump the gallon of semen out of his belly in time.

Disappointing bacteria, Frankenstein mummies, true firemen, rape jokes, currywurst, and fat toes: it was one ugly week on SeriouslyGuys. Here’s the recap:

  • It turns out that the “bacteria-eating” arsenic had merely developed an immunity to arsenic and wasn’t digesting it nutritionally. Looks like the newest Dread Pirate Roberts got smaller. (Jul. 9, 2012)
  • Take it from Snee: One person said, “Rape jokes are always funny.” The other said, “No, rape jokes are never funny.” What if, like knock-knock jokes (unless the “who’s there” is a rapist), the answer is somewhere in between? (Jul. 11, 2012)
  • Millions of overweight Americans would like to have a word with you about your “toe-besity,” skinny bitches. (Jul. 13, 2012)

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