Disappointing bacteria, Frankenstein mummies, true firemen, rape jokes, currywurst, and fat toes: it was one ugly week on SeriouslyGuys. Here’s the recap:
- It turns out that the “bacteria-eating” arsenic had merely developed an immunity to arsenic and wasn’t digesting it nutritionally. Looks like the newest Dread Pirate Roberts got smaller. (Jul. 9, 2012)
- Frankenstein mummies are now a thing in Scotland, and Abbott and Costello are powerless against them. (Jul. 10, 2012)
- The opposite of “firemen” is still “firemen,” just more literal and fun. (Jul. 11, 2012)
- Take it from Snee: One person said, “Rape jokes are always funny.” The other said, “No, rape jokes are never funny.” What if, like knock-knock jokes (unless the “who’s there” is a rapist), the answer is somewhere in between? (Jul. 11, 2012)
- Family, curry farts are the wurst. (Jul. 12, 2012)
- Millions of overweight Americans would like to have a word with you about your “toe-besity,” skinny bitches. (Jul. 13, 2012)