Look at this fuckin’ hipster ID

So, I’m officially a resident of Virginia with all the rights and priviledges that implies. I know this because I stood in line at the DMV to get this:

(Well, not exactly this. I’m not posting my actual GD ID up when this widely disseminated sample will suffice.)

Oh my god. Look at this fuckin’ hipster ID.

  • Black and white photo? Check.
  • Instagram-filtered background and … capitol building? Whatever. Check.
  • Smaller Ken Burns-style daguerreotype to the side, making the whole card look like your aunt’s high school photo? Check.
  • Black emo heart that I will gladly donate … if you’ll have it? Check.

The biggest difference between my drivers license and this one — I don’t see race — is how they listed our shared eye color. His eyes may be BRN, but my eyes are BRO. Your argument is invalid. That is, of course, the ironic use of “bro,” not genuine unhipsterly brofection.

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