Your Week in Seriously Times: Apr. 22 – 28, 2012

OK, so this is a few days late. As I warned before, updates are going to be much slower until I’m settled into my new environs, much like a newly-arrived panda stud at the National Zoo. Better late than never, unlike Ling-Ling’s period.

Wounded ladies, dead zookeepers, and cracking potheads — I might have worked out some frustrations this week on SeriouslyGuys. Here’s the recap:

• You know gun safety classes in Virginia are top notch because they include real-life Goofus and Gallant lessons. (Apr. 24, 2012)

• The easiest way to tell if an elephant is Africanized is by their ears and scattered zookeeper remains. (Apr. 25, 2012)

• It looks like the Dutch tourist industry just went to pot. (Apr. 27, 2012)