OK, so this is a few days late. As I warned before, updates are going to be much slower until I’m settled into my new environs, much like a newly-arrived panda stud at the National Zoo. Better late than never, unlike Ling-Ling’s period.
- You know gun safety classes in Virginia are top notch because they include real-life Goofus and Gallant lessons. (Apr. 24, 2012)
- The easiest way to tell if an elephant is Africanized is by their ears and scattered zookeeper remains. (Apr. 25, 2012)
- It looks like the Dutch tourist industry just went to pot. (Apr. 27, 2012)