Soccer sucking, magma, spitting, women, booze, and Chuck Norris — What? No, I didn’t go CPAC. Those are just the topics from my SeriouslyGuys posts this week. Here’s the recap:
- How long do you have to stick with something before you know it sucks? It took one Australian soccer team owner four years. (Feb. 20, 2012)
- If you ever wondered why astronauts take long, jumping strides on the moon, it’s because THE FLOOR IS LAVA! (Feb. 21, 2012)
- I always knew golf fans were particular, but they even expect swallowing. Spitting is so proletariat. (Feb. 22, 2012)
- Take it from Snee: I delve deeper into (the mysteries of) women. (Feb. 22, 2012)
- How to know your beer glass is clean, and what’s an age-appropriate designated driver in what may be the beginning of a new series: I can’t drink it for you. (Feb. 23, 2012)
- Slovakia has just discovered Chuck Norris. Wait until they get a load of Dudikoff. (Feb. 24, 2012)