Rick Snee 2.0

They were borked by God.

Axe, Polish jokes, James O’Keefe, and pirates finding god — just thinking about it makes me wonder got through the week. Here’s the recap:

• We always knew Axe Body Spray was for douches, but what about Axe as an actual douche? (Jan. 9, 2012)

• How many Polish military lawyers does it take to shoot themselves in the head? At least two, because this one’s aim sucks. (Jan. 10, 2012)

• James O’Keefe might face voter fraud charges in New Hampshire. If you think pimping ain’t easy, try doing it in New Hampshire. (Jan 12, 2012)

• Sweden gives the official “okey-dokey” to the Church of Kopimism, a religion founded by and for Internet pirates. Because, if anything tones down a socio-political movement, it’s by adding religion. (Jan. 13, 2012)