Boobies, neckties, porn, sad cookie disease, and Newt Gingrich’s “Lil’ Lincoln Monument” — it’s all in this week’s SeriouslyGuys recap:
- Newt Gingrich renewed his vows to the conservative voters of Iowa; and if this doesn’t work, he’ll try it again with his next wife in 2015. (Dec. 12, 2011)
- Thinking of killing yourself after that big break-up? Try raw cookie dough. Or, just drink a lot and have unprotected sex with the batter. (Dec. 13, 2011)
- The University of Kansas is aware of its draw to pornographers and has nipped that officially in the bud … which never backfires when it comes to the Internet. (Dec. 14, 2011)
- Chile embraces business casual, which means Día de los Sombreros Ridículos is just around the corner. (Dec. 15, 2011)
- If LifeWay Christian Stores are mad because the Komen Foundation donates to Planned Parenthood, they’re gonna be really pissed when they find out I only bought that Jesus bobblehead for my satanic altar. On an related note: pink bibles just became limited edition collectors items. (Dec. 16, 2011)